There is no need for anyone anywhere to do any more thrifting, because it has happened: I have found the best possible thing ever. Everyone else may as well just give up now.
Introducing: this gigantic, solid brass anchor.
For $10 at a garage sale, it was mine. It weighs more than I do (almost).
However, my resent acquisition is causing some major existential problems in my life. If I have found the best thing there is to find, do I keep thrifting? What is the point? What is my purpose?!?
I’ve got a lot to think about in the next decades…at least I can do it while staring at this beaut.